>>513458093You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joel and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another man you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm hormonal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Ellie to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Kikemann's game, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Ellie KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joel, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Kikemann's. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at golf. See Joel, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the golf course!
