>>513438328It was quarter of dawn. All the normies still a-bed,
His game just released, when he sent shills down to reddit,
Packed it up with lies, talking points to dismantle the critics,
Any critiques and complaints to be drowned out by fanatics!
Ten thousand feet up, in his ivory tower,
He sniffed his own farts as he awaited the hour.
"Tough shit to the gamers!" he was basedfully humming.
"They're finding out now that the end of cis white males is coming!
They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then the gamers down in /v/ will all REEEEEE!
That's a noise," grinned Druckmann, "that I simply must hear!"
He paused, and the Jew put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising out from the pit.
It started in low, then it started to trumpet
But this… this sound wasn’t mad…
Why… this board sounded… glad
Every Anon down in V on PC and Console,
Was laughing without any fun at all!
He hadn't stopped people from having fun! They did!
Somehow or other, laughing like kids! !
And Druckmann, with his feet covered in cum in his studeo,
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?
It was made without love! Made without SOUL!
It came without gameplay, a woke plot to cause woe!"
He seethed and seethed, his butthole so sore.
As the Anons kept laughing, and then laughed some more