/vp/ - Pokémon

>>40107114
Yes and then I'm taking over the fucking world and savagely killing any puritan retards triggered by 2D tits and love.

If Reshiram and Zekrom get in my way, I'll kick both their asses back into their stones by my perfectly balanced team of bros sharing my ideals while I search for Xerneas. Taking over the Pokemon world is satisfying just for killing any scum living there, seizing power over THIS shithole would be like jizzing to hentai every other minute.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:36:48 No.40115981 Report

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>>40107114
..Yes...a really, really good one !

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:38:36 No.40115993 Report

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Absolutely.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:04:20 No.40116247 Report

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>>40115933
>If we find something that doesn't fit our understanding, that means the rules were different than we thought, not that the rules are not constant.
That is because The rules = our understanding anon. The 'rules' do no exist in nature. Those 'absolutes' represent a description of consistent observations from our tiny keyhole view of the universe and its big ass universe. Something comes along that doesn't fit those absolutes, the 'absolute' or lets call it by its proper name fundamental force constant is revised. THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE multiple times as we observe new shit and it throws physic into a tailspin as everything suddenly needs to be reworked but they have for it REVOLUTION. Its not impossibility anon.
>Magic would not change how we see the universe, it would change the universe itself
No anon it would change how we see the universe not the universe itself, what is magic but a human way of saying "WHAT FUCK WAS THAT?!" To Pokemon their abilities are normal to us it appears indistinguishable from magic but it wouldn't be once we studied it.
>Yes, because we don't fucking understand it yet. Not because it doesn't work a certain way.
Wut. The whole reason we don't understand it is precisely because it doesn't work a certain way.
> it blows up how the universe works fundamentally
No it doesn't. Again you place far too much importance on physics which again only exists in our minds. The universe doesn't care, but scientists would hang themselves.
>It's like the butterfly effect, if magic is real, the big bang (if correct) would have happened entirely differently.
That literally makes no logical sense.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:09:48 No.40116305 Report

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If pokemon became real libtards would freak out and demand they be banned from the country because they are violent weapons while conservative people would argue the only defense against pokemon is to own a Pokemon yourself and since mainstream media is liberal all you'd hear about is 'pokemon bad! Zubat used leer on over 40 people!!!'

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 21:12:03 No.40107366 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:05:54 No.40116265 Report

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>>40116253
>>furfrou
>waifu mons

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:06:30 No.40116271 Report

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>>40116067
Those are not the eyes.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:07:10 No.40116277 Report

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>>40116253
Part 2

Tell me this isn’t dog Primarina, it was a huge flop and no one cared. One form even mimics Primarina and no one gave a shit. The shiny has white skin like primarina and still no one gave a shit.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:09:16 No.40116301 Report

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>>40116265
It was a failed attempt at a waifumon. Prove me wrong. It has designated beauty npcs in Alolan salons. All but two forms are explicitly feminine. See>>40116277

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:09:41 No.40116304 Report

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>>40116253
>NOODLEMONS BAD
keep seething

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:56:59 No.40116196 View Reply Original Report

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Friendly reminder that "pokémon" after gen 7 are NOT canon!

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 12:55:50 No.40113406 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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>Digimon has multiple unique attack, defend and special attack animations for all its monsters, all of them can follow you in the overworld and the overworld is rich and detailed. PS Vita, 300+ monsters
>Dragon Quest Monsters 3 has multiple attack animations for each monster, EVERY monster is rideable, the game has a fleshed out overworld and ecosystem where monsters prey on other monsters, they interact and change the environment and even change forms depending on the environment. All of this on the 3DS, 500+ monsters
>Yokai Watch has multiple attack animations for all its monsters and they all follow you in the overworld. 3DS game, 700+ monsters

But it's too much to ask for the biggest franchise in the world, on a Nintendo Switch home console, after it has cut down the number of Pokemon to 400 or 500, to have higher quality animations, let your Pokémon follow you and let you ride your Pokémon to traverse the environment and to actually put some effort into the """"open world area"""" to make it feel like a live ecosystem with its own dynamics

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:05:15 No.40116260 Report

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>>40113406
>But it's too much to ask for the biggest franchise in the world,
they became that way because you bought all their previous rushed games so why should they stop now?

it's funny how people think this is a reason they should be putting effort into their games and not just a symptom of how low effort their games are.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:05:32 No.40116263 Report

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>>40116230
Yeah, but flashcards anon. They were a retard proof way to pirate games and they were definitely fucking popular back in the day.
At least, everyone I knew had a flashcard.

Meanwhile 3DS piracy isn't that popular because muh bricks or muh bans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:07:15 No.40116280 Report

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>>40115971
Based beyond belief im still going to trash this game though

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:08:50 No.40116296 Report

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>>40116181
>PoLeGoPiPoLeGoEe
What the fuck are you trying to prove here?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:09:07 No.40116299 Report

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>>40116257
What is there to discuss? It's not happening. Pointing out how Game Freak are a bunch of lazy, incompetent liars isn't discussion. The writing is on the wall, there's nothing more to be said. Echo chambers aren't places where conducive discussion takes place.

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Sw/Sh

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 14:50:45 No.40114044 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Sword and Shield news:

> 97 new Pokemon; 7 of those are legendaries/mythicals
> Over 500 older Pokemon are in the Galar Dex
> Only Kanto, Johto and Sinnoh starters are back
> Eevee doesn't get a new evolution

> Some legendary Pokemon are in:
>> Johto main two
>> Hoenn weather trio
>> Unova main three
>> Alola main three

> Galarian forms:
>> Farfetch'd becomes pure fighting and is exclusive to Sword, evolves into Sirfetch'd
>> Chatot, becomes Ghost/Flying and is exclusive to Shield, evolves into a bigger parrot Chataunt
>> Luxio line, becomes Dark/Ground
>> Ponyta line, becomes pure Fairy, Rapidash evolves into an alicorn
>> Pawniard line, becomes Psychic/Fighting
>> Girafarig, becomes Dark/Psychic
>> And more

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:06:31 No.40116272 Report

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>>40114044
>7 of those are legendaries/mythicals
>Proceeds to list 8 fucking legendaries
You can not get more fake than this...if you are going to try and fake something make sure your math is correct next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:06:36 No.40116273 Report

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>>40115220
Isn't Poison and Ghost the same in TCG? I thought Ghost was the consensus.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:06:48 No.40116275 Report

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>>40116237
Primarina got shafted last gen, so it's not like GF is known for keeping all the starters balanced. It really only happened in gen 2 because there were no secondary types, and gen 6 (even though dark has the added advantage of not being affect by psychic at all).

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:08:45 No.40116293 Report

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>>40116273
You have severe brain damage

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:08:52 No.40116298 Report

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>>40116224
I added the image so you can read it again.

>HE DOESN'T REMEMBER THE FINAL STAGE. JUST RABOOT IS PURE FIRE THAT LEARNS FIGHTING MOVES.

Or in simpler terms Raboot it Pure Fire, however the final form they don't remember so it may end up being Fire/Fighting to combat Grookey 3.

FUCK YOU'RE DUMB. A PRODUCT OF AMERICAN READING CLASSES?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 02:22:36 No.40109888 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Show me your creativity, /vp/

https://www.yourworldoftext.com/veepee

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:57:19 No.40114431 Report

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>>40113661
Ascii Shauntal and Quagmire cock vore

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 16:44:56 No.40114789 Report

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>>40112369
Based art

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:16:42 No.40115849 Report

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why cant we have nice things

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:35:56 No.40115973 Report

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>>40112369
sadly, someone destroyed it

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:08:48 No.40116294 Report

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Why is Quagmire cock vore still up but not the beautiful ascii art?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 13:43:45 No.40113659 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Which ship is your favorite?

Is there actually any fan ship that was confirmed canon?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:48:19 No.40116093 Report

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>>40113768
Fuck Cuckui, Burnet x Dream Radar protagonist 4ever!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:49:24 No.40116104 Report

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i like the ss cactus

Delib/u/rd !4ftvoDsYf6

Delib/u/rd !4ftvoDsYf6 Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:00:34 No.40116225 Report

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>>40115846
From what I remember, he went to do his mandatory service (being Korean and all) and when he came back, the military had changed him, mostly for the worse, no idea what happened to him past than. Hopefully he didn't become an hero.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:07:30 No.40116282 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:08:44 No.40116292 Report

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>>40116225
Nothing that serious. He still tweets and junk, I just think he's lost motivation in the comic because of the time gap from doing it
https://twitter.com/kdk5011

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