>>500009567The world has started degenerating. You feel it too. Ever since 2012 things have been getting worse and worse.
You see, this is actually a mercy. Instead of killing us off during the height of our lives the universe has decided to absolutely break our will - hence the sudden spiral into "Clown World". We were supposed to be destroyed in the Cold War, but because this is the one timeline that survived shit is starting to get fucky. It's why things are so ass-backwards right now.
Instead of just destroying us during our peak the universe decided to spare us by torturing us. It's a bit of a paradox isn't it? But just be glad the madness is going to end.
>>500009696"Everything is going to be okay" says increasingly nervous man.
