I am really British.
I can spell and use grammar and everything!
No wait. I can prove it.
I dip HobNobs in me tea and have a Gregg's sossij roll and swear a lot.
I even have a loicense for swearing and a spoon loicense so I can stir me tea.
Honest, guvnor! I does.
I can't be Canadian. I'm not even Chinese!