Wish I could bro but I'm worried it would make her uncomfortable. I want her to WANT to give me a sloppy blowjob, know what I mean, eh?
But I should complain too much. The sex is good, she lets me do anal when I'm in the mood and she has started to humour my spit fetish by drooling on my face when she rides me. It's just that I really want a nasty throat-fucking porn level blowjob at least once and she has the perfect DSLs that drive me wild but has never been interested in giving blowjobs at all.