What's this all aboot, anyways? Why am I trapped in this void of red and white and maple? What have I done to deserve this? Please let me oot, I don't want to be a canuck. Let ne oot. LET ME OOT LET ME OOT LET ME OOT LET ME OOT DAMMIT! I WANT TO SAY SORRY AND NOT SORRY, I WANT TO BE FREEEEE!